Kyle Matthew Oliver

Category: Bat Wrangling

  • They Can Fly Under Doors!!

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    I improved my batting average/Graydon Number/bat wrangling quotient to 2 BW in 4.5 BE (0.444) tonight. However, the incident was not without some startling revelations: (1) My bedroom door is not protection enough. Seriously, I knew one was out in the hallway earlier, but I cleared its escape route (the bathroom opens out onto a…

  • Kyle Oliver: Bat Wrangler

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    For those of you who don’t know, I now live at a church. An old church. One with bats. I’ve decided the best way to cope with this less-than-ideal aspect of my otherwise wonderful living situation is to have a little fun with it. Watch my Twitter feed (reproduced at right and on my Facebook…